“After a hard watch Mark hangs out by the cockpit”
“Mark wins first prize in the ways to use an amusingly shaped potato competition”
The prize is still to be decided, but be quick. If we get too much traffic from men’s ’special interest’ websites I will have to take the photo down.
Martyn, if the logs show too much access from NZ I will block you…





Meg
Get him an urgent appointment with a genito-urinary consultant!
really?? I think he was just tired??
no wonder you were so belittling about my genitals yours are stupendous
You can get cream for that…. looks like you’ll need a big tub though
x x
would have been better making a pan of stovies.
really wish I hadn’t looked at that!
‘man falls unconscious as he notices large growths attached to his small testicles’
You omitted the true caption:
‘Man falls unconscious as he notices large growths on his small testicles’
It made me laugh so I had to write it twice. Do I get a prize for it? Don’t post me the vegetable in the photograph, set fire to it then sterilize the boat.
I am a spec-tater, becoming a comment-tater:
Mark, the captain, should now be called a” DICK-TATER”
“the second symptom of forgetting your medication is severe lethargy”
Are you bored yet?
“Quick, wake him up-he`s got a bad list to Starboard.”