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Caption contest!

IMG_1862 My entries, only one is true:

“After a hard watch Mark hangs out by the cockpit”

“Mark wins first prize in the ways to use an amusingly   shaped potato competition”

The prize is still to be decided, but be quick. If we get   too much traffic from men’s ’special interest’ websites   I will have to take the photo down.

Martyn, if the logs show too much access from NZ I will block you…

13 Comments

  1. Anne says:

    Meg
    Get him an urgent appointment with a genito-urinary consultant!

  2. meg says:

    really?? I think he was just tired??

  3. tobias says:

    no wonder you were so belittling about my genitals yours are stupendous

  4. andy and katie says:

    You can get cream for that…. looks like you’ll need a big tub though :-) x x

  5. larry says:

    would have been better making a pan of stovies.

  6. mike, hilary and karen says:

    really wish I hadn’t looked at that!

  7. martyn says:

    ‘man falls unconscious as he notices large growths attached to his small testicles’

  8. martyn says:

    You omitted the true caption:

    ‘Man falls unconscious as he notices large growths on his small testicles’

  9. martyn says:

    It made me laugh so I had to write it twice. Do I get a prize for it? Don’t post me the vegetable in the photograph, set fire to it then sterilize the boat.

  10. John Shaddick says:

    I am a spec-tater, becoming a comment-tater:
    Mark, the captain, should now be called a” DICK-TATER”

  11. Simon H says:

    “the second symptom of forgetting your medication is severe lethargy”

  12. Peter says:

    Are you bored yet? :-)

  13. ken wilkinson says:

    “Quick, wake him up-he`s got a bad list to Starboard.”

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